News of the Weird
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News of the Weird
by Bobby » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:20 pm
BBC News:
"UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released
man-eating badgers into the area." [anybody seen Advent recently? -Ed.]
Sky News:
"Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody - because they are suspected of
spying. The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping
devices."
-b
"UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: "We can categorically state that we have not released
man-eating badgers into the area." [anybody seen Advent recently? -Ed.]
Sky News:
"Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody - because they are suspected of
spying. The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping
devices."
-b
by Rommel » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:48 pm
I like this one...
"One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.
"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP. "
Her husband secretly was like, Sweet an opportunity to off this bitch and claim I was trying to save her from a man eating badger!!
"One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.
"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP. "
Her husband secretly was like, Sweet an opportunity to off this bitch and claim I was trying to save her from a man eating badger!!
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