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Postby Verman » Sat May 23, 2009 6:35 am

Guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?





Instructions for a fun time on the interstate...............



Step 1. Tie balloons to car.


Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell!



Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!


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Postby lilGenie » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:00 pm

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards...

The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father."

The little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.
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Postby billy_pilgrim » Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:46 pm

If u have 13 ice cubes and i have 38, how many pancakes will fit on my roof?
Answer: Purple, coz aliens dont wear hats !!!!!

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If u have 13 ice cubes and i have 38, how many pancakes will fit on my roof?
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If u have 13 ice cubes and i have 38, how many pancakes will fit on my roof?
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Postby billy_pilgrim » Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:40 pm

If u have 13 ice cubes and i have 38, how many pancakes will fit on my roof?
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Postby billy_pilgrim » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:43 pm

If u have 13 ice cubes and i have 38, how many pancakes will fit on my roof?
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