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Unban Request

Postby LordBlitzkrieg » Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:11 pm

(Disclaimer: Currently at work and haven't had a chance to try connecting since the ban was implimented. If the ban was a short time ban, and has expired, ignore this request)

Sunday night I connected to the server while a new (to me) map was running. The map was in a submarine base (dod_U###), and the Allies start outside.

Short version: Due to my inexperience, I accidentally gunned down two allies not far from spawn. I was slayed for both (deservedly so), and appologized as soon as I respawned. A few minutes later I killed a team-mate while trying to suicide. A moment later, I was banned.

Long version: Having never played the map before, I was immediately lost. Not surprising, everyone goes through it. The allies had smoked the main doors for cover while placing C4. As I was blindly running forward through the smoke, two allies came running towards me. Before my mind registered that they were allies, I fired my BAR and killed both of them.

A bit later, we had pushed inside the depot and seemed to be stuck in the first submarine bay. I climbed up a ladder to the catwalk over the sub bay, and made for a door in a small alcove. Next to the door was a standing cabinet, which as soon as I bumped into it, I got caught on. One of those can't-move-can't-shoot oh crap bugs. I tried proning, jumping, shooting the cabinet, but couldn't get myself unglued from the cabinet. I looked around and saw nobody else near me, so I dropped a grenade on the ground, picked it up, and waited to die. Just before the grenade exploded, a soldier came up the ladder next to me, and died from the same blast. It wasn't until later I remembered the console command to suicide D:

I appologize profusely for the TKs, they were noob mistakes and were quickly convincing me DoD wasn't in the cards for the night anyways. I also understand the punishment, I'd probably have done the same thing on the server I used to admin, if I'd been in your shoes. I simply ask that (if the ban was permanent) I be given another chance. I've been playing on the server for a month or two, and really enjoy the server, people, and class changes (pistols! Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for that!), and would hate to not be welcome on the server any longer.

Thank you for your consideration, and once again I appologize for my newbishness.

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Postby General Nuisance » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:48 am

It is possible the ban we temporary, try getting on again and if you are still having trouble post back here and wait for the banning admin to post.
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Postby The Spanish Inquisition » Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:14 am

A team of analysts has recreated the map scenarios of your offenses in 3d paper diorama at 1/32 scale. An advisory review panel has spent 10 man hours reviewing the analysts' write up and have determined that reasonable doubt exists to warrant an unban. As soon as some paperwork makes it's way through the channels, you should be cleared to play.

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Postby Spud » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:39 am

I LOVE being on the diorama team!

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Postby LordBlitzkrieg » Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:01 pm

Thank you for the review and unban. Additionally, I hope nobody was eaten by that locker while recreating the situation... what a horrible way to go!

*Edit* I don't read so well sometimes, you recreated it in paper form! I hope your scale model of me was appropriately handsome, so as to attract the attentions of the locker in question ;)

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Postby Crud » Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:21 pm

Spud wrote:I LOVE being on the diorama team!


Ya sure rub it in... ya bum! grrrrr! :x

You knew I wanted to be on that team...... hmmmf!
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Postby General Nuisance » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:50 am

Crud wrote:You knew I wanted to be on that team...... hmmmf! :evil:


I was second executive administrative assistant director for stationary supplies and coffee support for the analysts team and served as vice-chair and adjunct personnel resource manager for that advisory review panel. In these rolls I was VERY involved in the review and oversite of this appeal...:roll:


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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Steamboat_Willy_Sr » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:07 am

General Nuisance wrote:
I was second executive administrative assistant director for stationary supplies and coffee support for the analysts team and served as vice-chair and adjunct personnel resource manager for that advisory review panel. In these rolls I was VERY involved in the review and oversite of this appeal...


In other words, he's the mailroom boy, lowest job in the chain.
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Postby Crud » Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:17 pm

General Nuisance wrote:
Crud wrote:You knew I wanted to be on that team...... hmmmf! :evil:


I was second executive administrative assistant director for stationary supplies and coffee support for the analysts team and served as vice-chair and adjunct personnel resource manager for that advisory review panel. In these rolls I was VERY involved in the review and oversite of this appeal...:roll:


:arrow:


:arrow:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


Look I'm ok being part of the Macrame Team,
it's just that the Diorama team gets to have thier cubicals by the windows and we are at the back wall by the photo copy machines.....
On top of that we keep getting moved.
How are we supposed to meet our dead line for the POW Baking sale?

Plus who keeps stealing my red stapler and I still don't know what PC load letter means? :evil:

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Postby Steamboat_Willy_Sr » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:22 am

Pfft!

You lower echelon guys crack me up.

You should try it in the mirco management dept. for a while :roll:
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Postby Spud » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:05 am

Steamboat_Willy_Sr wrote:
You should try it in the mirco management dept. for a while :roll:


A translation here is its really hard to go pee with a micro sized penis!

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Postby The Spanish Inquisition » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:38 pm

What the wide, wild world of sports is a going on in here? A damn coffee break? Get back to work all of you. There's a recession going on dontchaknow.
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Postby LordBlitzkrieg » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:51 pm

It appears I am still banned :(

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Postby Major Catastrophe » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:03 pm

The silver lining is that you caused much discussion?

Doom or Barry have to check the thread out to unban. I get the feeling that you'll be up soon. Thank you for taking the time to address your situation reasonably, although it does rob us of the opportunity to collectively snigger at the pathetic whinings produced by many of the professional low-life miscreants who often populate this portion of the forum.

My advice is to distract yourself by reading some of these unban requests until you get the review. Great stuff. Hell, I like to visit other clans' sites just to read theirs.

You'll be fine.
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Postby LordBlitzkrieg » Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:07 pm

Thanks Catastrophe :) I appologize for not following the usual line of inquiry (read: bitching and moaning) but I felt like mixing things up a bit!

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